Workday Wrap-up

[xakara]

Gotta do that daily blog which means you are privy yet again to workplace ramble. We'll do it as a wrap-up style because...the thought amuses me.

The Workday Wrap-up for Friday at "The Station".

Number of Obligatory Weather Commentors: 45 ~ We had a windchill of -23, so this was expected

Number of Well Wishers: All but three ~ It was so common I lost track of those who said it, making those who didn't stand out. 

Number of Come-ons: 4 ~ These were direct and without doubt

Number of Flirtations: 8 1/2 ~ I'm unsure about one, so we'll count it as half.

Number of Flirtations That Were Women: 4  ~ Yes, it was that kind of night

Number of Drunks Who Thought They Were Charming: 0  ~ YAY! It was a good night

Number of Drunks Who Were Actually Charming: 2  ~ A VERY good night

Number of People Who Wished Me A Safe Night: 10  ~ This is sweet, but paranoia inducing. I always wonder if they heard something on their car radio I don't know about yet

Number of Embarassed Condom Purchases: 4  ~Aahhh, they were so cute

Number of Confident Condom Purchases: 2  ~ They asked for suggestions and everything.

Number of Creepy Condom Purchases: 1 ~ DO NOT hit on the person you're buy condoms from because we already know you're about to go and do someone else. EW!

Number of Folks That Reminded Me Why I Do Retail: 6 ~ Which if you've done retail, you now is a great amount for a single shift. 

Prevelant Thought For The Night: I'm Well! I'm Well! I'm Finally Well! ~ Yes, not work related but it was the dominant thought. :)

Workday Wrap-up Ramble Done

~X

Comments

[dracschick.livejournal.com]

glad to hear you're better!

[moondancerdrake.livejournal.com]

You sound like you had a fun night. I figured it was too cold for many drunks to be out. I KNOW it's too darn cold for me.

[sroit.livejournal.com]

"Number of Creepy Condom Purchases: 1 ~ DO NOT hit on the person you're buy condoms from because we already know you're about to go and do someone else. EW!"

I second that EW.

[xakara.livejournal.com]

Glad to be better. Although there's a suspicious issue with my throat creeping up. Shhh...I'm staying in denial about it and taking lots of vit. C

[xakara.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised at how many drunks venture out into the cold no matter what the windchill.

[xakara.livejournal.com]

EW, ew, ew and...um...ew. *Nod*